Hi there, I’m John Howard, former Prime Minister, and current DJ.
I’m available to play events, weddings, birthday parties, election parties and many more.
I have now become leader of all parties. My key policy is to rock and roll until the sun rises over Kirabilli.
Never a truer word spoken
Me and Keryy Packer
John as a younger man
Me and the troops. God bless.
Good on you boys!
A thinking man